Trine Michelsen
Nude

Trine Michelsen is a Danish actress who never felt the need to really introduce herself to American audiences, although she had a bit part as a receptionist in the Meg Tilly drama The Girl in a Swing (1988). But just as huge Hollywood celebrities used to go to foreign lands to film their cringiest commercials only for the internet to make them instantly available to the nephews of Uncle Sam years later, thanks to the world wide web we can see the full spectrum of Trine’s work. Most of said work has been on the European continent, with Trine notably appearing in Italian productions like the erotic psycho thriller La Bonne (1986). In that one, Trine plays a sexy maid who shakes up a family, but had us shook when we see her bon bons and bush in a bunch of wild scenes. There’s one where Trine and another lady compare their beavers’ reflections standing knee deep in water. H2)h my goodness what we wouldn’t do to be knee deep in pussy like that! A less irregular scene of Trine getting felt up by some guy comes later, along with a look at her taking it doggy style and getting eaten out. Black hands felt her up for a photoshoot in Delirium (1987), before after a decent hiatus in the early 1990s, she returned with Lars Von Triers’ The Idiots and Antenneforeningen or The Cable Club (1999). While a very weird movie about a group of sexy adults who like to pretend to be mentally disabled, The Idiots offers some of the hottest sex scenes allowed in an R-rated film, with Trine nearly constantly being filmed naked by a handheld camera. You know, the kind you only need one hand to operate. Trine died of cancer in 2009, just days short of her forty third birthday. In her honor, take a look at some of her dirtiest movies. You’d be an idiot not to!